SCIENCE JOKE

## A doctor is talking to a car mechanic:

"Your fee is several time times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."

"Yeah,but you see,doc,you have always the same model,it isn't changed since Adam; but we have

to keep up to date with new models coming every month."


## A British doctor says,

"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney

out of one man,put it in another man,and have him looking work in 6 weeks."


A German doctor says,

"That's nothing.We can take a lung out of one person,put it in

another man,and have him looking for work in 4 weeks."


A Russian doctor says,

"In my country,medicine is so advanced,we can take half a heart

out of one person,put it in another man,and have both of them looking for work in 2 weeks"


The American doctor,not to be outdone,says,

"You guys are behind us.

We took a man with no brain out of Texas,put him in the WHITE HOUSE,and now half of

the country is looking for work,and the other half is preparing for war every where in the

world."